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They’re Just Boobs George just had to see the effects of the TG flu on his best friend, Michael. The text George received from him an hour earlier simply read: “I’ve got THE FLU… bad.” He rushed over to Michael’s apartment and knocked on the door. The door swung open, revealing a tall, sexy brunette sporting an oversized button up shirt and boxers. “‘Sup, bro,” she said smiling. George stood there gawking at the unknown sexy woman standing in the doorway. “Hello? Hello,” Michael said, snapping her fingers in front of her friend’s face. “Snap out of it, ya perv! It’s me! I’m Michael.” “Jesus,” George said, unable to look away from the average looking guy turned pin up model before him. “When you said you got it bad, you weren’t kidding!” “I know,” Michael said moaning, walking into the apartment, unable to not make her curvy hips sway from side to side. “The whole change is pretty ridiculous.” She grabbed a towel and began drying her hair. “Just got out of the s
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Too Hard Rebecca winced in pain as she slipped back into bed with her boyfriend Todd. This had to stop. “What’s wrong, babe,” Todd asked, his face plastered with a shit eating grin, hands tucked behind his head. “You know damn well ‘what’s wrong’,” Rebecca replied, rubbing her pain stricken pussy. “You and your big dumb cock fucked me too hard.” “No such thing as fucking too hard, babe,” he said, turning away, yawning. “I heard you enjoying it. You were crying out for more.” “Well, did you ever think some of those cries of joy were actually cries of pain,” she asked chucking a pillow at his face. “God, I wish you could know how it feels.” A cold chill passed through the room, causing the couple to shiver. “Did you crank the AC in here,” Todd asked, pulling up an extra bed sheet. “No,” she pulled in close to his body, trying to get warm. “Hey,” Todd said nodding down to his fully erect and ready for action cock. “Another round?” “Can’t you see that I need some t
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Traits R Us Jack admired his buff reflection in the bedroom mirror. “Oh yeah,” he said, flexing, winking at himself. The Traits R Us notification chimed on his phone. Annoyed, Jack picked it up and read… Mr. Jack Henderson, Your payment for your “Beach Bod” is six months over due. In compliance with our company policy, your changes will be revoked and you will be charged an additional two thousand dollar fee. All changes and fees can be averted if you volunteer for a random trait swap with the help of one of our customer service representatives. “Changes revoked? Two thousand bucks? That’s bullshit,” Jack angrily hit the CALL SERVICE REP on his phone and waited. “Traits R Us, this is Trina, how can I help you today, Mr. Henderson,” a cheerful young voice asked on the other line. “Yeah, what’s this thing about NOT giving up my changes and avoiding getting charged more money? Cancelling it with a ‘random trait swap’,” Jack asked while flexing his six pack abs. “My sc
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Always A Daughter Daniel thought his mother was crazy. She had told him of a ridiculous family curse; one that would befall him on his 18th birthday. Earlier that day she sat him down on the couch and explained: “Every mother in my family line has always had at least one daughter,” she told him. “Uh, yeah,” Daniel said. “You had Janet after me, Mom.” “Yes,” she looked away. “But every mother always has a daughter FIRST.” “Any boy born first in our family changes sex on their 18th birthday. We don’t know what causes it and no doctor can explain but it’s going to happen to you, Daniel,” she wiped a tear away. “Don’t worry, Daniel. You’re going to be fine. Your Aunt Leslie went through the same thing,” she managed to break the tension with a nervous chuckle. “Why do you think you got along so well?” Daniel stormed off to his room. What the hell was Mom talking about? “Daniel, please,” she yelled after him. “You can’t stop this.” In his room, Daniel sulked while he
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Everyone’s Doing It Lizzy passed Jim the already lit joint. He was apprehensive when it came to drugs and even more so when it came to drugs like this. “If you just want to have a guys night, I’ll understand,” Lizzy said smiling, blowing a plum of smoke over Jim’s head. “No. No. I’m just a little nervous. What if it doesn’t turn out right? What if we both look weird,” said Jim, nervously biting his nails. “Everyone’s doing it. It’s legal now and there are no side effects. Well, munchies and dry eyes. Besides, it’s temporary. Heck, Jessica does it all the time,” said Lizzy as she slipped off her shirt. “She says her boyfriend and her have never been happier and the sex is next level.” “Whoa. Still, I don’t know,” said Jim, shying away. He couldn’t imagine becoming someone else. “Hey,” Lizzy took a big drag and looked lovingly into Jim’s eyes. “It’s still me and it’s still you.” She pulled in close, kissed him long and deep. She exhaled slowly. Jim felt her warm smok